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By Aardvark | June 11, 2010

Bookout Studios is giving away a $100 gift card to Anthropologie & you have to check out their new Artisan Session!

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yours truly – special edition

By Aardvark | June 1, 2010

Dearest Sweet (naughty) Penelope Anne,

Taking your poopy diaper off and throwing it in the potty while singing “poo poo in the potty” is NOT really the same as actually pooping in the potty. I did enjoy the lovely singing and the wrestling you to the ground to clean your behind was a joy. Just a little FYI from your loving mother.

Yours truly,
Mommy
(Aardvark)

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i feel her pain…

By Aardvark | May 16, 2010

Scout (to Penelope) : Leave me alone…I am in a time out and you are not allowed to talk to me while I am in time out.

Me: You aren’t in a time out.

Scout: shhhhh… Mommy, I need a break.

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Four Years Ago…

By Aardvark | March 13, 2010

Topics: Mother of the Year, Scout, That makes me happy, baby stuff, blast from the past | 1 Comment »

85 pound elderly Asian serial killer

By Aardvark | January 12, 2010

For a couple of years now I have been asking Steve to get me a taser. He won’t. He is of the firm belief that I would only get myself into trouble with it. I can’t tell you how many missed opportunities I have encountered!
Last night I had to stop by the post office on my way home from Players. It was about 9pm. I was using the automated machine in the lobby and I had about 10 things to send out. Of course I immedialty starting imagining all of the horrible things that could happen to me. I actually jumped about 10 feet off the ground when a tiny elderly asian man came in to check his PO Box. I was sure he was there to hack my body to little pieces and leave them on the PO floor. (We won’t talk about the fact that i could have snapped him like a twig with one hand.) He was sketchy. I was instantly replaying every episode of Law and Order: SVU and Dexter. I started to actually get a little panicky and flustered. I was trying to hurry and make the machine go faster and that, of course, only made me hit the wrong buttons. I finally get all my packages weighed and stamped and start putting them in the hopper thing…where I promptly catch my sleeve and smash my finger. So now I am disabled and panicked and that is really helping matters! I get all my stuff taken care of and start for the door and here he comes around the corner. I actually yelped. YES. I am not kidding. I YELPED at the sight of an 85 pound elderly Asian serial killer. I think I probably scared the crap out of him. He looked rather startled and then bid me a good evening.
So there I am in the PO looking like and feeling like a super spaz with my disabled finger and racing heart…all because STEVE WON’T GET ME A TASER!

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A happy little note

By Aardvark | January 4, 2010

I am thinking about having little cards printed up that say “You park like an asshole.”
I could leave them on windshields all over town.

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Southern Fried Snark – Episode 1

By Aardvark | January 1, 2010

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Our Christmas wishes for you!

By Aardvark | December 25, 2009

Christmas Card 2009, originally uploaded by aisforaardvark.

Love, Kisses, Mistletoe, Candy Canes, Cocoa, Stars, Wishes, Hugs, Presents and Laughter!

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Had to share…

By Aardvark | December 23, 2009

I felt you really needed to see this comment that was left on my site. I was all “WTF?” when I read it. I included the contact info…in case anyone wants to get in touch with Arthur

Arthur Bhutic
abbutic@yahoo.com
98.199.14.248
Submitted on 2009/11/06 at 2:58am

Baby Jesus
I love your period. It’s lovely to want to cry wearing panties on your period. Which I love of your period, is that I love to see your panties appear above your pants or shorts, and you’ll see my briefs appear above my pants or shorts. I’ll hold my underwear party only on your period, which I love to see you in your panties and you see me in my briefs.

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