Grate sticker

Posted on April 29th, 2005 in That makes me happy by Aardvark

Today I saw something grate. I was driving home and in front of me was a new blue Cadillac.
I could see that there was a “little old man” driving the Caddy. He had the appearance of someone who was probably quite jaunty in his time (or in this one). AND THEN the GRATE-ness caught my eye.
In the bottom back corner of the rear window there was a Grateful Dead sticker. Now some may argue that maybe he didn’t put it there and maybe he didn’t…but it makes me happy to believe that he did.

Finger Rot

Posted on April 28th, 2005 in Whatever by Aardvark

My ring finger on my right hand is diseased. It is swollen, red, sore and hot to the touch. I poked it with a pin and all it did was bleed.
I may be dying.

Separation of Church and State - or not.

Posted on April 27th, 2005 in Shit that gets on my nerves!, WTF by Aardvark

This article is interesting. I don’t like it.

I must be evil.

Posted on April 27th, 2005 in Soapbox by Aardvark

You know what I must like to do… I must like to randomly make shit up about people’s children. I must have nothing better to do than to make shit up so that I can destroy the self esteem of young people. In fact that may even be why I went into education.

I love an accurate horoscope.

Posted on April 26th, 2005 in Bullshit, Need to know by Aardvark

Aardvark,
Here is your horoscope for Tuesday April 26, 2005
Your current grace and style make you rather difficult to resist, while your courage in exploring and communicating make you a love-hero. Whoever’s matched with you is lucky indeed

Maybe Steve needs a nap…

Posted on April 25th, 2005 in Steve by Aardvark

Steve just told me I am exhausting…if he is so “exhausted”….maybe he needs a nap.

Helpful Hint #1

Posted on April 25th, 2005 in Helpful Hints by Aardvark

Always wipe front to back.

Hazel Wanted

Posted on April 25th, 2005 in Need to know, Steve by Aardvark

Steve wants to pay someone to do laundry and clean up.
Obviously I am not doing it. (I have shit to do)
Anyone interested?

New and Improved

Posted on April 24th, 2005 in General, Need to know by Aardvark

My site is constantly a work in progress.
I now have a flickr thing so that I can take pics with my phone and send them to the front page of my site without passing go!
Cool.
I have also added my Amazon.com wishlist to the front page so that showering me with gifts will be easier.
In reality “I” do none of these things…Steve does them.
(I just have sex with him to do it.)

Shit to do.

Posted on April 24th, 2005 in Steve, The Girls by Aardvark

Steve likes Roxy better than Blondie.
He says she “plays” more.
I say “Blondie has shit to do.”

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