highbrow job

Posted on May 31st, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

Do you ever wish that plucking and shaping your eyebrows was the responsibility of someone else?

so…what’s your sign?

Posted on May 30th, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

Steph is going to teach an ASL class this summer. It will be an 8 week class that meets once a week. I am going to take it. Anyone else interested? The cost is free except for the purchase of a book ($11 at amazon).

finally…

Posted on May 30th, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

I have something to blog about.
This weekend was tons-o-fun! Saturday evening we headed to Mom’s for hamburgers and hot dogs and family fun. My Uncle John and Daniel were in town for the long weekend, Grandmother was there, Jessica and her friend Amanda joined us too. It was great. Steve rode his bike over….which always make Preston happy. We dined and visited and Scout was the belle of the ball.
Steve and Daddy conspired to provide me with a special treat. Something I have been wanting for a while…a PEEPHOLE! I now have a peephole in my front door!
Sunday we headed back over to Mom’s for more cooking out! We had the same crew as the day before plus my Uncle Floyd and Aunt Sue had joined us. The ribs were kicken’ (props to Uncle John). Scout was again the most popular person at the party. We got lots of great pics that I will hopefully get around to posting later.
Gotta love a 3 day weekend…. Monday we got up and took care of some business around the house. Scout napped nicely in her swing for a bit. We managed to get ourselves put together and headed out to the Hyatt House for a WILDE BBQ at 2. Jeff was the grill master and Delle is the reigning queen of beans (must have the recipe!). Eventually people were called away by naps and child swapping…but some of us hung in and headed to Ditto for the kick off of Concerts in the Park. It was a great crowd and a lot of fun. BB was in rare form and was the life of the party…dancing and jumping to the music. Scout was as happy as pie sitting in Elyse’s lap. Steph and I chatted and laughed. A couple of people got shit on by a bird…and even that couldn’t dampen our spirits. It was a great weekend. Plans are already in the works for next Monday night in the park…if you are interested.

shocked…

Posted on May 11th, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

Who else is shocked that Chris was eliminated from American Idol last night? WTF? Katherine forgot lyrics the night before and she gets to stay? I think even Katherine was shocked. I know Chris was…he said as much. I fear it was a case of the fans being over confident that he would win and they slacked off on voting. Now I am firmly in the Taylor camp. I know he is goofy…but I can’t help but adore him.
What do you think?

in the park…seriously?

Posted on May 9th, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

Yesterday Scout and I had lunch with Steve at Big Spring Park. After eating we strolled around talking and people watching. I am often amazed at what some people consider appropriate public behavior. You can imagine my amazement (and disgust) when we strolled past a couple sitting on a bench by the museum and the girl was popping zits on the guy’s back. Oh yes. Right there in the park. During peak lunch hours. I don’t know what she was doing with them…she didn’t have a tissue or anything. I didn’t see a sink…so I doubt she washed her hands after she finished.

Maybe she had some Purell in her pocket.

I have never been married by Elvis in Vegas.

Posted on May 3rd, 2006 in My Peeps, Steve, Whatever by Aardvark

There are many things I have never done…

I have never ridden an elephant.
I have never been blonde.
I have never had sex with a girl.
I have never eaten cat poo.
I have never been to Japan.
I have never worn a Yoda mask.
I have never been kissed at the top of a ferris wheel.
I have never touched a whale.
I have never been on a game show.
I have never licked a flagpole.
I have never met Madonna.
I have never owned a Prada bag.
I have never driven a Yugo.
I have never been thinner than my sister.
I have never been swimming with sharks.
I have never jumped out of a cake.
I have never had a near death experience.
I have never had a pet chipmunk.
I have never built a coffee table.
I have never cooked a ham.
I have never carved my initials into a tree.
I have never written a novel.
I have never liked rum.
I have never thrown up on an airplane.
I have never …. well you get the picture.

Today I did something I have never done before.
I ran out of gas.
In the parking lot at Steve’s office.
Thanks Steph.
Sorry Steve.

Sushi

Posted on May 2nd, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

There is sushi in my near future!

hair today….

Posted on May 1st, 2006 in Whatever by Aardvark

I think I will grow out my hair. I am tired of it…I need a change.
I wish I could get hair extensions.