I would like to warn any of my pregnant readers to think hard before proceeding.
I came across this very disturbing story today..you should read it.
Here are the two things to think about as you read.
1. 17.1 pounds
2. number 12
Have you read “The Idiot Girls Action Adventure Guide”...I have and I can relate. For instance, tonight we were at Chili’s eating and I had to go to the potty. I go into the bathroom. I wipe off the seat and line it. I sit down. I reach up (the toilet paper is located up…eye level) and pull on the paper. The front cover of said toilet paper holder rockets off…propelled by the amazing force of the industrial sized roll of paper and hits me square in the nose. Hard. This of course was followed by the roll falling to the floor and rolling completely out of the stall and to the other end of the bathroom. I was smart enough to hold onto the end…so as to not be completely without paper. After the birds and stars die down I proceed with the wiping and cleaning and head out to find the giant roll. As I suspected…it had rolled through the other stalls and only stopped when it hit the wall. I felt as if (who knows why…i should be Catholic or Jewish with all the guilt i heap upon myself) it was my duty to return the toilet paper. I gathered it up and headed back to my original stall. I went on to load and prepare the giant roll and just as I was snapping the cover shut (and getting ready to truly verify that it was secure) I catch my freaking pinky in the damn thing! WTF! Who am I and when did I become an idiot? Never mind…don’t’ answer that last part!
My mom is walking in the Survivor’s Walk for the Liz Hurley Breast Cancer Ribbon Run. Check out her page…and if you have a few extra bucks…this is a good place to spend them!
What the hell is wrong with her…she has to realize at this point that she needs a serious intervention! I feel bad for her because people are calling her fat..but damn girl get your shit together!!! You aren’t fat…but you just might be crazy!
8 days until my birthday. I thought of something else I need.
A good hairdryer.
Be there!
My house
6:30
bring snacks
Last night I dreamed that it was Thursday and I was at the doctor for my first ultrasound. They found the baby and then another and another and another…when they got to 4 I jumped off the table and ran out screaming. Hmmmm.
The day Susanna changed he world! Happy Birthday Girl! You are the best! I love you!
The day I changed the world!
