I’m not sure she is wrong…

Posted on January 31st, 2008 in baby stuff by Aardvark

My friend Penny jokes that placenta is made of brain cells.

Being pregnant makes you stupid. (If you have avoided this…don’t rub it in!) It could be the lack of sleep, it could be the hormones, I like to think the baby is eating my brain. I just feel like I do stupid shit all day long.
For example:
Today I opened a diet coke and then lost it. I still haven’t found it. I refuse to believe that I imagined it.
I stubbed my toe today. Twice. On the same thing. The second time it broke off a big chunk of the nail. Painful and attractive.
I forgot to put on mascara
I had on two different socks

This was all before lunch.

Another segment of why teenagers should not have sex…

Posted on January 30th, 2008 in Body parts, Scout by Aardvark

Tonight Scout had diarrhea. Tonight Scout had diarrhea while getting a bath.

If this is something you have never experienced…well it is everything you can imagine and more!

(do you think Scout will hate me when her prom date finds this entry?)

Abstinence : a new program

Posted on January 29th, 2008 in Body parts by Aardvark

Abstinence is of course the preferred birth control of parents everywhere. In the real world we know that teens will have sex. Now I am not saying all teens have sex but a lot of them have sex. There is of course the old debate that if you give them birth control you are encouraging sex and if you don’t you are killing them.
I have a new plan. I say we start taking girls in middle school and exposing them to the glamorous side effects of sex. Things like urinary tract infections, rug burns and pregnancy. You would think that pregnancy would be enough to keep them from having sex…but it isn’t. I think that if they knew more about pregnancy they would rethink they whole sex thing. I like the idea of a picture book full of stretch marks and hemorrhoids. Maybe a prolapsed uterus.
It really is too bad that we can’t simulate hemorrhoids. I am pretty sure if I had known about hemorrhoids … I would have had to rethink the whole sex issue. In fact…I can’t say it isn’t influencing my current decision to have a tubal ligation during my c-section..
That is it ladies and gentlemen…I may have solved the teen sexual revolution with hemorrhoids. My work here is done.

(Now where the hell is my Preparation H!?!)

a rare occasion

Posted on January 28th, 2008 in Whatever by Aardvark


So much to do!, originally uploaded by aisforaardvark.

A picture of me I don’t hate. It doesn’t happen very often (especially when pregnant)…so I thought I would share it with you! That being said…I won’t exactly be ordering 8×10 glossies of it either!

Early bird, worm, etc….

Posted on January 28th, 2008 in Scout by Aardvark

Scout usually sleeps late. She will typically get up around 8:30 sometimes 9. Today she was after the worm…we have been up since before 6. I tried to convince her to go back to bed but she wasn’t having it. So we have been snuggled up on the couch watching Sesame Street. I am pretty sure there are naps in our future.

More about strollers (because my life is just that interesting)

Posted on January 25th, 2008 in baby stuff by Aardvark

So I posted on a message board that I frequent and got some good feedback there.

Ronda- about the stroller…. I have found that the side by side strollers are a pain in the butt to get in stores with clothing racks close together because it is too wide to go between them comfortably. The one where the kids sit one in front and one in back are easier to get around in tight places but I have heard complaints that the child in the back does not have the room that the child in the front has and as they get older they do not like riding in the back and just facing the back of a seat all the time. When J and L were little I had one of those strollers and would put J in the back since he was bigger. (by 8 months) He hated it so I got one of the side by side ones and he loved that. We were at the zoo one day and one of the wheels broke off of the side by side stroller and I ran to Walmart and bought the only double stroller that they had. It was a Graco stroller and the rear seat was up about 6 inches higher than the front seat. It was wonderful about getting around stuff and J did not mind riding in it because he could see out as well as he could if he was in the front. The only problem with it was if I took L out of the front and kept J in the back it had a tendency to tip over toward the back. (I always had a heavy diaper bag back there too so that might have been part of the problem.)

Ra - I had the prehistoric version of the Graco Duo Stroller, and loved it. B was 17 months old when E was born. B rode in back and E’s carseat snapped in front, and once E could sit by herself, she still stayed in front. Both of the seat backs reclined, so they could nap, even at the same time if I was lucky enough,although their feet dangled down on the foot rests, so they weren’t completely flat. I had a side by side stroller, too, but absolutely HATED it! It was too wide to get through a lot of doorways, and don’t even think about trying to navigate the clothing section of a department store with one - NOT gonna happen. The only time I likes the side-by-side better was for outdoor activities like the Zoo or the park, or somewhere there was LOTS of wide-open spaces.

Those added to the comments here yesterday and some informal polling…. I think I am leaning towards the Graco Quattro Tour Duo (henceforth known as the GQTD). I really like the Phil and Ted stroller but I have this crazy fear that the top would collapse and the baby would be squished by Scout. Plus you can’t just stick the car seat carrier on there…you actually have to take the baby out (and that sounds like work)….

I haven’t really heard anything great about the side by side strollers…most people like them for walking or going to the zoo but don’t care for them on a day to day basis. BUT at the same time I hear that the children seem the most content when they can both see…so with the GQTD you get the stadium seating and it is still just as narrow as the regular stroller.

Why does this Mom stuff have to be so hard?

Double (trouble)

Posted on January 24th, 2008 in baby stuff by Aardvark

I am in the market for a double stroller. It has to accommodate and infant and a toddler. What do yo know about them?
I stopped a lady a the mall the other day who was using this stroller. She loves it. Her kids are 2 years and 1 month apart (just like mine will be).

I have read great reviews about this stroller…but it seems a bit odd and it is crazy expensive.

A friend of mine has this one and she likes it. It is the one that I had settled on originally.

Do you have an opinion? What do you think? Can you help me????

I can’t get enough of this face!

Posted on January 20th, 2008 in Whatever by Aardvark


So Hollywood, originally uploaded by aisforaardvark.

I am on a picture posting kick. You know you love it too!

A new favorite…

Posted on January 20th, 2008 in Steve, pictures by Aardvark


so funny, originally uploaded by aisforaardvark.

I have a new thing to add to the list of my favorites… picnik.com

I noticed it on my flickr account and started playing with it to edit my photos. I soon realized that my need to create (snark) was beyond the basic version. I mentioned it to Steve when I was reading about how great picnik is in a Mac magazine (they love it too). Steve checked it out and moments ago a gift for a premium account showed up in my mailbox! Steve is good to me!

things are looking up

Posted on January 16th, 2008 in Whatever by Aardvark


things are looking up, originally uploaded by aisforaardvark.

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