Author Archives: Aardvark

Yours truly, Aardvark (Feb 2012 Edition)

Dear Jeep Driver, I have a fondness for Jeeps and especially red ones…so YAY you! I can only assume that you have a fondness for my chosen mode of transportation too..otherwise I cannot explain why you were driving so close … Continue reading

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A girl and her broken leg…

I know some of you have kept up with me in real life and on Facebook since I left the blogosphere…thank you! I am not going to try and catch you up on life since then…but I do have to … Continue reading

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Penelope – photobomber

I was playing with the incredibooth app on my new ipad and Penelope couldn’t stand it…she had to do it too!

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Merry Christmas

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Bossy

This morning Penelope was watching Dora. (Penelope would watch Dora 24/7 if we let her. We don’t.) Scout looks up at me and she says “Mommy, Dora sure is bossy.” “What do you mean” “Well she is always telling us … Continue reading

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Scout vs Wild

Steve watches Man vs Wild. A LOT. It is one of the few things he has set to record on the TIVO. If you aren’t familira with Man vs Wild…it is intense. This guy (Bear..yes his name is Bear) is … Continue reading

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Yours truly, Aardvark (airport edition)

Dear Atlanta Airport, I find your efforts to recycle and greenify your facility admirable. The lovely compacting trash cans are delightful and I especially enjoy that they have push bars on the little doors to help keep my hands clean. … Continue reading

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OMG! I am actually going to BLOGHER!

IN TWO DAYS! I think I might be sick. I am super nervous and super excited and totally spaztastically freaked out! I actually get to meet these people…these invisible internet friends AND learn stuff too!?!?!? BUT…. what if no one … Continue reading

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WHY do people talk to me?

There are a lot of tan people in the south. I used to be one of them. When I was younger I would bake myself in the sun and go to the tanning bed. Now I use lots and lots … Continue reading

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Weird shit happens to me…

A couple of weeks ago I was informed by a 50 year old receptionist (on hiatus from watching Days of Our Lives in her trailer) that I looked unemployed. She came to this conclusion based on the fact that I … Continue reading

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