Category Archives: Body parts

Scout vs Wild

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Aardvark

Steve watches Man vs Wild. A LOT. It is one of the few things he has set to record on the TIVO. If you aren’t familira with Man vs Wild…it is intense. This guy (Bear..yes his name is Bear) is … Continue reading →

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hearts and toes and ears

Posted on February 11, 2008 by Aardvark

I have been marathoning Veronica Mars and can I just say …she is ripping my heart out! Logan has his issues but all he wants is to love you Veronica!!! In other news… Scout’s new favorite thing to do is … Continue reading →

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Another segment of why teenagers should not have sex…

Posted on January 30, 2008 by Aardvark

Tonight Scout had diarrhea. Tonight Scout had diarrhea while getting a bath. If this is something you have never experienced…well it is everything you can imagine and more! (do you think Scout will hate me when her prom date finds … Continue reading →

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Abstinence : a new program

Posted on January 29, 2008 by Aardvark

Abstinence is of course the preferred birth control of parents everywhere. In the real world we know that teens will have sex. Now I am not saying all teens have sex but a lot of them have sex. There is … Continue reading →

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Today’s News : Boobs

Posted on October 23, 2007 by Aardvark

You know how when you get a decent size zit…it hurts? The pressure of the nasty builds up under your skin and makes you face all sore and the pressure is almost unbearable and you can feel the pain every … Continue reading →

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Today’s “State of the Vagina”

Posted on October 12, 2007 by Aardvark

The vagina is in recovery. The spotting stopped and the yeast is on it’s way out.

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Vagina Update

Posted on October 10, 2007 by Aardvark

They called back! The nurse feels like the bleeding is probably from the irritation of the yeast infection BUT to be on the safe side she wants me off my feet all day. They can’t bring me in to do … Continue reading →

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WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS TMI ABOUT MY VAGINA AND SOME BODILY FLUIDS. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO SUCH OR EASILY OFFENDED…MOVE ON.

Posted on October 10, 2007 by Aardvark

Apparently it is not enough on my vagina to just be pregnant. I now have a RAGING yeast infection and bleeding. The yeast infection has been around for a couple of days…I am treating it with the crappy OTC creams….but … Continue reading →

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Who has a major heart attack and doesn’t know it…

Posted on July 24, 2007 by Aardvark

MY DAD! My dad went to the Dr. yesterday because he has been having some tummy trouble. He also mentioned that he had been having some chest pain but he figured it was just his reflux. They did an EKG … Continue reading →

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4th of July In review and a bit TMI

Posted on July 5, 2007 by Aardvark

We had a great 4th! I hope everyone else did too (sorry Sarah). We had kind of a laid back morning and then we dropped Scout off at Condo Granny’s so Steve and I could hit a movie. We planned … Continue reading →

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