Category Archives: Body parts

but she has a vagina

Posted on May 1, 2007 by Aardvark

Today Scout and I went to the store. Be patient…it gets better. Frequently people assume that Scout is a boy…it seems to be based solely on the fact that she still has no hair. She is always dressed very much … Continue reading →

Posted in Body parts, Scout | 8 Comments

Milk

Posted on March 22, 2007 by Aardvark

Scout is old enough to drink milk. Whole milk. (blech) She needs it for her brain. She doesn’t like it. I don’t know how to convince her to like it. So if she doesn’t drink enough will her brain shrivel … Continue reading →

Posted in Body parts, I wonder..., Scout | 6 Comments

grace

Posted on March 2, 2007 by Aardvark

Something is wrong with me. I fell down the stairs. The next day I slipped in the shower. This morning I almost busted ass in the kitchen. Tonight we went out to dinner. I fell. WTF! I have never been … Continue reading →

Posted in About me, Body parts, Help me!, Sickness | 2 Comments

my body hurts…

Posted on February 26, 2007 by Aardvark

Yesterday i felt a little sore…and my arm hurt. Today I feel like I was hit by a truck. Sadly it is not because I have been the workout master. No…it is because I am low tone. Yesterday, I was … Continue reading →

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Bouncing Boobies (or I bet I get some porn hits from Google)

Posted on February 23, 2007 by Aardvark

Let’s talk about my breasts for a minute. Before I had Scout I was a 38C. I was a nice full C cup. Life was good. It looked nice on my body…it didn’t make my back hurt. At the height … Continue reading →

Posted in About me, Body parts, Help me!, Whatever | 3 Comments