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I WILL GIVE YOU $50!

I need to find dresses for the girls Christmas pictures (apparently this mission is one of the few things that drives me to blog)…. I have looked and looked and I have found NOTHING that impresses me. SO… if you can find dresses for me to buy the girls for pictures I WILL GIVE YOU [...]

Penelope – photobomber

I was playing with the incredibooth app on my new ipad and Penelope couldn’t stand it…she had to do it too!

Dresses… I need you opinion.

I am trying to decide on dresses for the girls for our Christmas pictures. Usually I don’t have a problem but this year I am. So I am asking the interwebs for help! Our pictures are going to be shot at an outdoor location (hopefully train station)… So what do you think? Option #1 very [...]

Yours truly, Aardvark (airport edition)

Dear Atlanta Airport, I find your efforts to recycle and greenify your facility admirable. The lovely compacting trash cans are delightful and I especially enjoy that they have push bars on the little doors to help keep my hands clean. However, I am rather positive that you are not saving any money on the horrid [...]

Shameless promotion!

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i feel her pain…

Scout (to Penelope) : Leave me alone…I am in a time out and you are not allowed to talk to me while I am in time out. Me: You aren’t in a time out. Scout: shhhhh… Mommy, I need a break.

85 pound elderly Asian serial killer

For a couple of years now I have been asking Steve to get me a taser. He won’t. He is of the firm belief that I would only get myself into trouble with it. I can’t tell you how many missed opportunities I have encountered! Last night I had to stop by the post office [...]

A happy little note

I am thinking about having little cards printed up that say “You park like an asshole.” I could leave them on windshields all over town.

Southern Fried Snark – Episode 1

Our Christmas wishes for you!

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