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    Yours truly, Aardvark

    By Aardvark | July 11, 2007

    Dear Old Man Down the Street,
    Please put on a shirt when you mow the yard. I do not want to have to witness the sight of your 80 year old man boobs vibrating in time with the lawn mower ever again.
    All the best,
    Aardvark

    Dear 300lb Woman at Wal-Mart,
    It is not ok for you to wear a tube top and short shorts. Ever.
    Thank you,
    Aardvark

    Dear Wanna be Postal Worker at Propst,
    If you hate the public…get a new job.
    Sincerely,
    Aardvark

    Dear People Eating Lunch at Tenders in 5 points,
    You do not have the right of way just because you are on lunch and the parking sucks. Watch where you are going!
    Thinking of you,
    Aardvark

    Dear Mid-Life Crisis Man,
    Winking at me at a red light while sitting in your convertible is silly. Don’t do it. You should also wear a hat. Your bald spot was looking very pink.
    Best of luck,
    Aardvark

    Dear Man in the Red Ford Truck,
    It is never a good idea to have your finger that far up your nose. Imagine if someone rear-ended you.
    Yours truly,
    Aardvark

    Topics: yours truly | 5 Comments »

    5 Responses to “Yours truly, Aardvark”

    1. Steph Says:
      July 12th, 2007 at 5:47 am

      I LOVE this. Especially the one about that bitch at Propst.

      My roomies say you should turn these into a daily comic strip. :-)

    2. jamie Says:
      July 12th, 2007 at 7:29 am

      I am not spam =)

    3. Sarah Says:
      July 12th, 2007 at 8:42 am

      I like that you’re wanting to change the world, one bastard at a time.

    4. Sarah Says:
      July 16th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

      Dear Socializer at Costco,
      I see that you have stopped your cart in the middle of the aisle to talk on your cell phone. I have taken this into consideration and have made my plans forward accordingly. When you see me coming around you, please do not speed up the cart as if we are trying to race to the last loaf of bread. If you make it a race: I WILL WIN.

      Much love,
      Sarah

    5. misszoot.com » My Gift Back To You: Blogger Spotlight Says:
      August 16th, 2007 at 9:01 am

      [...] entries are the ones she just recently started called “Yours Truly.” My favorite in Volume I is the following: Dear Man in the Red Ford Truck, It is never a good idea to have your finger that [...]