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OMG! I am actually going to BLOGHER!
By Aardvark | August 3, 2010
IN TWO DAYS! I think I might be sick. I am super nervous and super excited and totally spaztastically freaked out! I actually get to meet these people…these invisible internet friends AND learn stuff too!?!?!?
BUT….
what if no one likes me
or my hair is wrong
or I wear the wrong shoes or lipstick
what if I get all sweaty and get those weird curls at my temples
what if no one talks to me
or sticks a “kick me” sign on my back
What if everyone else is wearing D&G and I am wearing Target.
What if I have to eat by myself because no one invites me to the table….
what if i get a giant zit (can I put a bandaid on it and pretend I had a mole removed?)
Is anyone else obsessing?
Topics: About me | 2 Comments »
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:27 pm
It doesn’t matter what you’re wearing, everyone will love you because you are totally awesome. AND if anyone puts a “kick me” sign on your back or hurts you or your feelings in any way I will burn all their shoes and handbags….among other things. I love you. You’re gonna have so much fun.
August 8th, 2010 at 8:57 am
I bet you have been a real hit at the show. You always do so well where ever you go.