Dear Atlanta Airport,
I find your efforts to recycle and greenify your facility admirable. The lovely compacting trash cans are delightful and I especially enjoy that they have push bars on the little doors to help keep my hands clean. However, I am rather positive that you are not saving any money on the horrid 1-ply toilet paper. This opinion comes from my own experience of having to use at least twice as much paper as I would at home. I hope that this information is received by you in the spirit of the constructive criticism it was intended.
Yours truly,
Aardvark